Read this please

[DonkeyKong]

Feminist women love Eminem "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[kllr4real]

im slim shady yes im the real shady all the other slim shadys just as entertaining, so wont the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up.cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just as entertaining so wont the real slim shady please stand up please stand up. you think i give a dam about a grammy half u critics cant even stomach me let alone stand me, but slim what if you win wouldnt it be weird? why so you guys could just sit me here? gonna sit me here next to britney spears yo cristina agulara better switch me chairs so i can listen to carsen daily and fred jerbs and hear them argue about who she gave head to first. put me on blast on MTV, yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim *hehe*.gonna dowload ur audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem vd. im sick of these little boy and girl groups all they do is annoy me (robot voice)*so i have been sent here to destroy you* theres a million of us just like me who bust like me who just dont give a fauck like me walk,talk,and act like me next bestthing but not quite me

[DonkeyKong]

Lol.. the chorus is : I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady are just imitating so will the real slim shady please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?

[kllr4real]

imintateing entertaning sounds about the same